4 Reasons Why Your Baby Is Hitler

 

  1. Underdeveloped Empathy

It’s no secret that Adolf Hitler had some serious empathy issues, but have you ever considered why your tiny terror is called a terror? That sticky little light of your life also lacks a basic understanding of empathy. If human infants were born with the strength of an adult, the entire world would be run by cold, ruthless babies.

 

  1. Irrational Discrimination

Hitler is most widely known for his anti-Semitism, which is essentially a fancy way to say he was racist against Jews. Racism is one of the most prevalent forms of discrimination throughout history, and is almost universally recognized as an atrocious practice in today’s day and age. However, discrimination is thriving right under our noses in the form of screechy small people who absolutely DO NOT WANT THE APPLE FROM MOMMY! ONLY DADDY!

 

  1. Undeservingly Powerful

A system that would allow a man like Adolf Hitler to rise to power is obviously broken, and most would argue that he was a man who should never have been in the public eye at all. He did not deserve the power he was given, much like how a home containing a baby will always look like toymageddon, and all the once-capable adults will wander listlessly in an exhaustion-induced insanity.

 

  1. Unbelievably Persuasive

The propaganda of Hitler’s time was largely how he gained such a devoted following for his twisted ideologies. While Hitler’s propaganda was primarily aimed at convincing his followers that their “enemies” were evil, babies are dead set on making you fall so hard in love with their adorable cherub faces, that all of the above is rendered unimportant. The scary part? It actually works.

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